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Post by Siana Blackwood on Jul 14, 2015 6:11:04 GMT
Was this the last thing you saw before everything went dark? If so, welcome to the Inside. There's plenty of room for us all. We have drink-making facilities, food deliveries twice daily and a big pile of writing-related tools that perform a selection of Top 40 hits starting at 7 PM daily. In every timezone. There's even a handy incinerator for those moments when you just really need to burn something. There's a book lying around somewhere titled 'Block Monster Escape Routes For Dummies', but I can't find it right now. Anyone seen a large, yellow book with a purple monster on the cover?
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Post by Jᴀy V. Aꜱᴛᴇʀ 💀🐍 on Jul 14, 2015 16:52:18 GMT
*pokes suspiciously papery soggy half- digested lump in the corner*
Nope, haven't seen it.
*Tries to scratch words onto the wall, gets covered in stomach acid*
Yep. Definitely Gloom.
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Post by Jᴀy V. Aꜱᴛᴇʀ 💀🐍 on Jul 30, 2015 0:03:21 GMT
*The monster spreads, flattens, and oozes its gloomtacles into every corner of the forum.*
Guys! It's a Dementor hydra! RUN!
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Post by Siana Blackwood on Jul 30, 2015 0:18:02 GMT
I summon... fluffy bunnies! Fluffy bunnies, attack that hydra!
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Post by Jᴀy V. Aꜱᴛᴇʀ 💀🐍 on Jul 30, 2015 1:25:24 GMT
Siana summons fluffy bunnies! It is very effective!
Hydra realizes that long-range fluffy adorableness is a lot more lethal, so it gets all up in their face before they can reload, and gloops over bunnies and encases them in its gel-oid essence!
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Post by Siana Blackwood on Jul 30, 2015 1:32:33 GMT
Dementor Hydra evolves into Fluffy Dementor Bunny Hydra.
Writers panic, looking around for somewhere to hide.
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Post by Jᴀy V. Aꜱᴛᴇʀ 💀🐍 on Jul 30, 2015 5:10:22 GMT
Agent summons the ancient god of Tumbleweed from beyond the void at the edge of the internet to battle Fluffy Dementor Bunny Hydra. Deadly spindly spheres with diamond-sharpened twig edges ricochet through the air, slicing into the Dementor Hydra's soft flesh.
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